Friday, 30 November 2012
Why marathon running is insanity. Round 13.
Some people ask the ether, "why on earth would you run a marathon?" I too, asked this perplexing question and couldn't answer it, so I thought I would enter such a race to see if an answer could be salvaged. Fortunately, I blew out my IT band in my knee while training so can never run a marathon. This is fortunate because I was soon to learn that I'd avoided many other horrible outcomes.
5 reasons not to run a marathon:
1. Bloody nipples. Friction is your nipple's arch enemy. All that rubbing leaves us all feeling sorry for you. It looks almost comical.
4. Bloody toes. Nom nom nom. No more shoe wearing this month, buddy.
Posted by Johnald Chunderman at 23:47